have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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