It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He did a backflip because drugs
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