this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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