I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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