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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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