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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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