He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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