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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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