STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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