Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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