im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They are going to name an STD after you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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