He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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