Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He better not be in your backpack
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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