we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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