What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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