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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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