And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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