Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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