Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do plants get herpes?
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