This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
