If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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