3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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