guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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