My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
