I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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