Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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