He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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