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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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