Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I will pee on everything he values.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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