porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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