Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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