did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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