Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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