he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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