Sry I called you an 8
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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