Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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