It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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