guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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