God, you're like boner-b-gone
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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