Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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