Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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