But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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