I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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