I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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