If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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