a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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