whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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