Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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