Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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