Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Dear god my vagina.
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