Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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