Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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