dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.