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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(770): View more from Georgia

and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it

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(517): View more from Michigan

My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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(813): View more from Florida

So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak

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(806): View more from Texas

The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.

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(386): View more from Florida

I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it

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